Squeeze Ketchup Bottle Preparing For Volcanic-Like Eruption All Over Your Burger

The Turnip News
Sources close to you reported they are about to witness a ketchup explosion of epic proportions as you prepare your hamburger in the kitchen. You were last seen holding the bottle over your soon-to-be-ruined meal just before an excess of the condiment spews out in large amounts and fucks up your burger. A witness told reporters that “just wait… it’s about to happen. You can’t squeeze a full bottle that much, have nothing come out and expect that when it does, it’s going to be a small amount. He’s totally screwed.”

As of press time you were still squeezing the bottle even harder while squinting and subconsciously awaiting the inevitable backlash of a terribly-designed Heinz product that will surely ruin your lunch and your day.
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