Monday, March 25, 2013

Foot Locker Employee Treating You Like 8-Year-Old Wants To Know If You’ve Got Enough Room There

The Turnip News

A Foot Locker employee is currently kneeling down and pressing your big toe because he wants to know if that shoe fits you okay, despite the fact that you are an adult and don't need any help determining if a shoe is comfortable or not.

"So how does that feel? Is there enough room there?" he continues as if you were an 8-year-old who can’t decide for himself if the shoes fit. Reports indicated that prior to handing you the shoes, he also laced them up because shoe laces are apparently foreign to you and you are not capable of properly doing that yourself.

"Why don’t you try this one on, and I’ll get started on the other," the employee had said, clearly not trusting your ability to lace up a fucking shoe.

Witnesses said you are currently standing with one shoe on, looking at the mirror sideways as the employee hovers next to you like a god-damn vulture.

"Now you’re SURE it’s not too snug? I can go get you a size 10 if you want. Here… let me check where your toes meet up one more time," the adolescent high-school student said to you as he knelt down once again.

"That feels like you’ve got enough room…"

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