The Turnip News
Prime Minister Stephen Harper told Attawapiskat First Nation Chief Theresa Spence not to hold her breathe regarding a meeting anytime soon.
The controversial Spence told reporters this afternoon she had just begun an oxygen strike until Harper meets with her to discuss government treatment of her tribe. “Here goes!” exclaimed a wide-eyed Spence right before taking a deep breath and holding it in. There was no denying her dedication to her cause because after a few minutes her puffed out cheeks began to turn blue and her eyeballs started to roll up into her fat forehead.
Unfortunately for Spence, Harper announced he will not succumb to this type of negotiating tactic, even if the Chief is currently laying flat out on the ground, unconscious.
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