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Thursday, April 16, 2015
NFL Fines Aaron Hernandez For Violating Murder Policy
Guilty Murder Verdict: "So I'll Just Pay The Fine And Be On My Way Then? What's The Damage, Your Honour?" - Aaron Hernandez
Monday, April 13, 2015
Leafs Admit They Still Aren't Sure Exactly What Playoffs Are
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