Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Obama Celebrates Re-Election At Hooters

The Turnip News
Barack Obama celebrated in style late last night with family, friends and colleagues at Hooters.

As divisive as both Mitt Romney and Obama have been in terms of policy and personality, it’s no wonder the President spent time celebrating in a way his political rival would find inappropriate.

“Titties and Beer!!,” screamed America’s President who was re-elected for the next four-years.

“This is what this country was founded upon, so it’s only fitting we do this party right!,” said Obama just before ordering a round of pitchers and some hot wings for his table. The party lasted into the wee hours of the night with Obama having one of the servers sit on Joe Biden’s lap and tell him what she wanted for Christmas.

“That’s Hilarious!,” exclaimed Obama.

Secret Service Agents were even seen competing with each other during a beer chugging contest, with Obama being the official judge.

“And it’s Ted by a nose-hair! Awesome!!!”.

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