The Turnip News
New York Jets backup quarterback Tim Tebow is reportedly set to auction
off his virginity to help pay his bills.
The news came yesterday after circulating rumours
that the Jets organization was going to release the former Broncos
starting QB. Sources close to Tebow said he’s recently been weary of his future
and is unsure of how he will make money if another NFL team refuses to sign him
soon.
The auction for the star’s virginity will be held in New York City early next
month at an undisclosed location where a very specific guest list of rich
housewives, wealthy divorcees and horny cougars will be invited to bid on Tebow’s
V-Card.
Tebow’s publicist Donald Matheison said his client is excited but also nervous
for having his body prostituted to a stranger for money. “He’s got the jitters, for
sure!,” said Matheison, who is expecting to generate a big price tag for sex
with the NFLer. “I’m hoping there are a lot of women out there who have
fantasies of taking an athlete’s virginity. But they gotta pay first…” he
added.
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