Friday, January 18, 2013

Lance Armstrong Denies Lance Armstrong Was Interviewed By Oprah, Maintains Innocence

The Turnip News

Despite the fact he was interviewed last week by Oprah Winfrey and made a full confession to taking Performance Enhancing Drugs (PEDs) to win seven Tour De France Cycling Championships, Lance Armstrong denied that was him on TV.

“Anyone who has half a brain can see that’s not me being interviewed on Oprah,” Amrstrong said leaving the Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN) studio where he was just filmed being interviewed by Oprah Winfrey. “And for the record, I have NEVER, EVER used illegal drugs to enhance my performance. That imposter is trying to drag my image through the mud!”.

Armstrong told reporters at Oprah’s film studio in California just having finished a televised one-on-one interview where he admitted to taking PEDs that he never  in fact took PEDs, never cheated to win and was never interviewed by Oprah in the first place.

“It’s a god-damn witch-hunt and when you all realize that person on TV admitting his guilt and telling everyone he was a liar and a cheater, you’re all gonna feel pretty stupid when it turns out not to be me,” said a defiant Armstrong while sitting backstage at Oprah’s studio where an interview with Lance Armstrong had just taken place.

Armstrong admitted his confidence in the judicial process and that the truth will come to light and clear his name regarding proven testimonials confirming his long-suspected guilt. “I’m confident that after we see the video tape again and we go through all the documentation, we will see that interview I just did with Oprah never happened and that it’s all part of a larger conspiracy.”

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