The Turnip News
Reports have surfaced that Rita Alvera, 46, the pretentious kiss-ass bitch who works down the hall has just added you to Facebook.
It was unbeknownst as to why Alvera sent you a Friend Request after years of acting better than you, talking behind your back and allegedly playing a role in your supervisor giving you a warning for internet surfing during office hours.
It was unbeknownst as to why Alvera sent you a Friend Request after years of acting better than you, talking behind your back and allegedly playing a role in your supervisor giving you a warning for internet surfing during office hours.
You were also equally surprised when that two-faced back-stabbing cunt-face walked up to your cubicle and confirmed she wanted you to accept her request.
“Hey you! Found you on Facebook last night after work hours while I was at home during my leisure time! When you get a chance outside of company-paid time on a break or something, add me, k!?!”, she exclaimed as you pretended to maintain a fake-smile, but secretly wanting to throw a rock at her fucking head.
“Okay Rita! Will do!” you replied before muttering something under your breath as she was seen skipping away, likely heading to the manager’s office to anonymously complain that people at work surf the internet way too much during company time. Bitch!
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I think I know her!
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