Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Report: Local Wal-Mart With In-Store McDonald’s Achieves Perfect Level Of Greed And Gluttony


The Turnip News
A report released a few minutes ago evaluating a local Wal-Mart stated that the corporate giant recently reached an exceptional level of both greed and gluttony now that an in-store McDonald’s was recently added.

Prior to the addition, greed was the overwhelming favourite at the store, but experts are now saying fast-food has equalized the paradigm shift creating a perfect balance of unnecessary spending and over-consumption of fatty foods and soft drinks.

The report, which was released by Natural Resources Canada, also highlighted a proud balance of people with criminal records and those with charges pending.
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