SPORTS - The NHL and its fans across the world witnessed the impossible last night after Calgary Flames captain, Jarome Iginla, became the front-runner for the Hart Trophy following an unbelievable performance in the last game of the regular season. Notting 11 goals and 8 assists against the Vancouver Canucks in a crazy 23-1 drubbing, Iginla has single-handedly catapulted his case to the top of the list as candidate for the coveted Hart Trophy, an award typically given to the top scorer in the regular season.
“I couldn’t believe what was happening,” said Flames forward Renee Bourque, who witnessed what most people are calling “fucking insane”.
“I mean the guy just kept lighting it up. Red light, red light, red light,” added Bourque while simultaneously making slapshot movements with his arms.
Iginla’s accomplishment made it the only time in NHL history a player has scored that many points in any game. “What can I say, I’m fucking amazing and I was just waiting the whole season to bust out like this,” said Iginla after the game while sitting on a massive throne built of gold in the dressing room.
“I honestly just wanted to wait until the last minute before I stole the Hart Trophy away from that Swedish pansy Danielle (Sedin). It was hilarious. Why? Cuz fuck him, that’s why.”
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