NEPEAN - The 2010 Corporate Award for Sales recipient, Lewis Giralde, told himself that he had to take a massive shit during his photo-op, which placed him in a really awkward position amongst his peers.
Having to pose for several plaque-holding photographs for the Consumer Safety Commission of Canada’s corporate website, it was reported that Giralde maintained an air of professionalism while desperately forcing himself to clench up his butt-cheeks and smile for the camera. “Oh man, oh man, how much longer do I have to hold this god damn plaque!” thought Giralde while beginning to feel a turtle-head start to slowly poke out.
Unbeknownst to surrounding colleagues that he was about to full-on shit himself, Giralde used quick thinking and pretended to answer his cell phone so he could waddle out of the room towards the nearest bathroom. “Sorry gentleman, but I have to take this. I’ll be right back,” he exclaimed to his fellow board members while trying not to let them see the discomfort and beads of sweat coming down his forehead.
“Lord of Fuck! I’m going to annihilate this bathroom!” thought Giralde to himself before entering the men's room at the end of the hall and squatting out a rather large, horrible, vile deuce-and-a-half.
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