Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Rihanna Overcooks Chris Brown’s Steak, Has No Idea Shit About To Hit Fan

The Turnip News
Reports have just surfaced that shit is about to hit the fan after Rihanna accidentally overcooked Chris Brown’s dinner, and the worst part: she has no idea what’s coming. Witnesses say Rihanna left the steak cooking on the BBQ for way too long, turning it into a dark, charcoaled slab of meat rather than a delicious meal for her boyfriend.

Upon realizing this tragic mistake Chris Brown reportedly is sitting in his chair, fuming, and is about to go ape-shit in just a minute. The fact that Rihanna has no clue she obliterated an otherwise savoury, marinated cut of expensive steak is making the scenario much more intense according to sources nearby. Rihanna is now staring blankly at Brown who much like a provoked Rottweiler, is fully capable of snapping at any moment. That moment is likely to occur in less than 40 seconds as Rihanna’s clueless, dumbfounded look on her face is only making Brown angrier and angrier.

The female R&B Pop singer is now getting a rush of nervousness carry over her as Brown’s hands begin to shake and clench up into fists. As of press time, Brown was still staring deep into Rihanna’s wide, fearful eyes, trying desperately to supress his building, pent-up rage.
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