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Paving the way for 2013's cellular telephone devices, BlackBerry released its newest cornerstone in modern
technology –
the iPhone 2.
Hoping to win back large portions of their customers and compete with ongoing rival Apple, BlackBerry took a bold step forward and gave the
public something to be excited about once again.
“This is the ultimate advancement in cellular phone technology,” said
BlackBerry spokesperson, Alicia Keys, while holding the brand new iPhone 2.
“It’s got a touchscreen, great ways to play games on things known as “apps” and
it can even access the internet! If you ask me, it's way better than any device BlackBerry has ever put out on the market, period." The new device also includes a feature known as iChat where customers can text message, or call each other better, or something... The BlackBerry iPhone 2’s official release date of February 4th
2013 is meant to bring back loyal customers, while also attracting new ones. The new touchscreen technology is what BlackBerry hopes will generate that
consumer confidence. “Check this out… no buttons! You can scroll back and forth
using just your finger! We got rid of the mouse ball thing to give you the newest
technology 2013 has to offer!” You will never see anything in 2013 quite as advanced as the iPhone 2," she added.
Among the amazing features of the 2013 iPhone 2 is the ability to record video, text message other iPhones and play a brand new game called "Angry Birds".
"Let me tell you something - this new Angry Birds thing is so addictive. All of us here at BlackBerry are raving about this new game taking the industry by storm - Angry Birds is the next big thing, and you can only find it on our device: the iPhone 2," said Keys.
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hahahaha angry birds. Great "new" game for 2013, lol
ReplyDeleteHow can I get the new Blackberry 1phone 2 - I really want to try that angry birds game. So impressed by this state of the art technology!!!
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