“Fuck it, who has a light?.”
The Turnip News
With nowhere else to turn and no other lies to hide behind, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford
decided to confront his demons right there in front of City Hall, and let it
all out. “I’m a liar and a scumbag,” he proclaimed to a group of visibly
shocked journalists, all recording his every word and move. “I smoke crack all
the time and here…and to prove it I’m gonna do that right now. Fuck it, who has
a light?” said the mayor as several excited reporters scrambled to hand Mr.
Ford a spark for his now openly visible crack pipe.
As if instructing himself to smoke the illegal narcotic, Ford mumbled to himself as he pressed the pipe to his fat lips. “You just put the stuff in here… pack it in and then… ya light it, and puff away… hmmm, that’s nice,” he continued as he took heaping gulps of the crack smoke.
As if instructing himself to smoke the illegal narcotic, Ford mumbled to himself as he pressed the pipe to his fat lips. “You just put the stuff in here… pack it in and then… ya light it, and puff away… hmmm, that’s nice,” he continued as he took heaping gulps of the crack smoke.
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