Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Mayor Ford Wakes Up Tomorrow Morning In Drunken Stupor, Relieved It Was All A Bad Dream.

The Turnip News

TORONTO - "Phew," exclaimed Mayor Ford to himself, holding his hand on his forehead and realizing yesterday's events were all just a bad dream. "That horrible nightmare had me openly admitting to the media that I had smoked crack once. Awful," said a visibly hungover Ford who had just awoken from another drunken stupor.

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