The Turnip News
Full-blown Meth addict and known drug dealer, Detroit Mayor Mike Duggan told
reporters that embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford doesn’t know how lucky he has
it.
“He smoked crack once a year ago and gets drunk all the time? That’s it? Well excuse me, Mr. George Bailey,” exclaimed Duggan who is currently on trial for possession
of narcotics, attempting to distribute an illegal substance, resisting arrest,
fighting a police officer, extortion and money laundering.
“I think if he walked a day in my shoes, he’d realize his life is just peachy.
I mean I’ve got a ton more problems, but I’m still Mayor!” said Duggan, who was
recently re-elected for a another term.
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