The Turnip News
Reports from alleged American
sports analysts are telling us that some sort of Team USA kickball club (or
team.. group?) has apparently clinched their 7th straight berth into
a tournament called the Global World Cup of…whatever it is. We’re not entirely
sure what the sport is called, exactly, but it allegedly involves people
running around on a grass field, kicking (or hoofing?) a checkered ball
inflated with either air, or water (we’re pretty sure it’s air). They run
around and kick it at each other – what they do after that is anyone’s guess,
we are reporting.
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