Study: Only 4% Of Priests Not In It For Molesting

The Turnip News

Shocking results of a recent poll conducted across Canada has found that only 4 per cent of all priests are not in it to molest people.  The data was collected from all Catholic churches across Canada and surveyed nearly 300,000 priests, asking them the question “Are you only a priest because you want to molest someone?”. 96 per cent of the individuals answered “yes”, “absolutely” or “of course.”