The most famous children’s television show in history is trying to engage more viewers by making its characters more realistic and believable. According to reports from on-set, Sesame Street will be introducing a new character to the fold known informally as the “Raging Crack Whore” puppet.
The show’s producers have hinted the new personality will be a young woman who lives on the street, has sex for money and is intensely addicted to some form of illegal substance, most likely crack. “We want our viewers to believe that Sesame Street is a real place.
One of the ways we remain so successful is by introducing characters who have depth, realism and self-destructive behaviour that leads them down a path towards blowing strangers in alleys to support their crack habit,” said one of the show’s writers.
“Not to say anything official yet, but we do have something in the works that will bring some sort of nasty-ass dope head freak into the mix. It’s very exciting.”
One of the ways we remain so successful is by introducing characters who have depth, realism and self-destructive behaviour that leads them down a path towards blowing strangers in alleys to support their crack habit,” said one of the show’s writers.
“Not to say anything official yet, but we do have something in the works that will bring some sort of nasty-ass dope head freak into the mix. It’s very exciting.”
The show’s producers have been tight-lipped about the new addition until a few days ago when an episode was aired that featured a one-time cameo appearance of the character “Minnie The Meth-Head”.
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