Embattled CBC radio host Jian Gomeshi has not returned to his office in nearly three weeks since being fired. He has been busy trying to salvage his reputation as CBC lawyers have launched an investigation which could lead to criminal charges – But all that doesn’t change the fact that his two-week-old ham and cheese sandwich on rye bread has started to rot and will soon emit a repulsive odour from the breakroom any day now.
(Right) Photo: The fridge that allegedly contains Gomeshi's sandwich since October 26th.
Here’s What We Know So Far
- October 26th - 8:30am - Gomeshi places Tupperware container in fridge upon arrival at CBC building.
- 8:33am - Former Q Radio host walks to cubicle only to find news he has been released and is no longer on staff payroll.
- 8:34am - Security swiftly escorts Gomeshi from the premises as the sandwich remains in the fridge, untouched and well on its journey towards decay.
- November 4th - 3:03pm It’s clear CBC staff seem to acknowledge the smell of rotting food in the fridge. The sandwich’s rye bread has now completely turned green and is clearly visibly inedible.
*As of November 5th press time, the sandwich remains inside the Tupperware container, but that may not last long until a staff member unlocks the Pandora's Box of rotting ham and cheese and inevitably tosses it into the garbage.
More to come as this story develops...
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