The Turnip NewsA shouting match between area man Derek Graser and his recently purchased Dirt Devil EZ 1200 vacuum cleaner reached heightened levels of emotion yesterday. Witnesses say Graser,41, was screaming at the household appliance for about ten minutes after learning the inanimate object wasn’t capable of sucking up significant piles of dirt without periodically shutting off every once in a while.
“This god-damn piece of shit! Why the hell do you keep turning off!!! Do your job!!!” screamed Graser at the upright-sitting vacuum that blankly stared back at the enraged human.
Sources close to Graser reported hearing some screaming, but quickly realized it was a matter between man and vacuum.
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