Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Area Man Wondering What’s Taking So Fucking Long

The Turnip News

WESTBORO -
“I thought this was the ‘8 Items or Less’ cash? What the fuck is taking so long?!," angrily pondered area grocer Ron Cole to himself while waiting in line at the local Superstore.

“I can see you’ve only got three TV dinners, a pomegranate and some fucking magazines. Why does the cashier need to call somebody in the Frozen Food Section!?!?” exclaimed Cole loudly in his mind to himself. “AAARRRRRRGH!!!!!” he repeated mentally while swaying back and forth and glaringly staring at the cashier and customer who were now definitely holding up the rest of the line.

This wasn't the first time Cole had to wait for something. Just last week he had to "stand around" for an extra four minutes while Blockbuster cashier had to "fix the computer" in order for Cole’s membership card to be accessed. “For fuck's sake!!”, he said aloud in his mind.
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