The Turnip News
Parody news stories that enrich, enlighten and educate.
Thursday, January 22, 2015
Depressed Phil Kessel Eats Ice Cream Alone In Bathtub
›
REPORT: Tom Brady Played With Inflated Helmet
›
Wednesday, January 7, 2015
Forest Whitaker's Good Eye Gives Us Fascinating Interview
›
Wednesday, November 5, 2014
Chris Brown Disgusted With Jian Gomeshi's Behaviour
›
The Turnip News Grammy-Award winning recording artist and convicted felon Chris Brown revealed in a recent magazine interview that he is ...
Jian Gomeshi’s Lunch In CBC Breakroom Starting To Go Bad
›
The Turnip News Embattled CBC radio host Jian Gomeshi has not returned to his office in nearly three weeks since being fired. He has been...
Tuesday, September 9, 2014
Delusional Toronto Fans Hoping This The Year They Finally Get A Pro Hockey Team
›
Tuesday, June 17, 2014
REPORT: Average American Eats At Least 1 Meal A Day In Tub
›
‹
›
Home
View web version
