The Turnip News
Parody news stories that enrich, enlighten and educate.
Thursday, September 10, 2015
We Interview Ryan Reynolds - Founder Of Reynolds Wrap!
›
1 comment:
Monday, September 7, 2015
Authorities Capture Convicted Murderer Andrew Dufresne
›
The Turnip News (Archived Story, originally published September 7th, 1970) MEXCIO - On June 12th, 1966,convicted murderer Andy Dufresne...
Thursday, September 3, 2015
Man Facing Life In Prison Wearing "No Regrets" T-Shirt
›
Hollywood's Successful Siblings - Mekhi & Michelle Pfeiffer. "This brother-sister combination has been taking the movie industry by storm for years!"
›
The Turnip News Hollywood actor Mekhi Pfeiffer sits comfortably on our interview couch, sipping his morning coffee while checking a f...
Thursday, April 16, 2015
NFL Fines Aaron Hernandez For Violating Murder Policy
›
Guilty Murder Verdict: "So I'll Just Pay The Fine And Be On My Way Then? What's The Damage, Your Honour?" - Aaron Hernandez
›
Monday, April 13, 2015
Leafs Admit They Still Aren't Sure Exactly What Playoffs Are
›
›
Home
View web version
