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Monday, May 5, 2014

Ben Affleck Devises Plan to Shoot Fake Movie To Sneak Back Into Casino


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Donald Sterling Hiding In Plain Sight At Clippers Game


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Pixar To Release Animated Reboot Of Schindler’s List

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Thursday, May 1, 2014

Paula Deen To Purchase LA Clippers

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