Tuesday, April 23, 2013

BREAKING NEWS: Art Gallery Spider Attacking Parliament Hill

The Turnip News
Unexplained forces of supernatural evil has somehow breathed life into Ottawa’s Art Gallery spider that is now on a rampage around downtown Ottawa, destroying everything in its path. A slew of reporters are currently at the scene, along with thousands of fearful citizens running and screaming for their lives. 

“IT’S ALLLLIIVVVEE!!!,” screamed Jason Goldwell, 32, after looking up and seeing the arachnid abomination begin to climb up Parliament Hill’s Peace Tower.
As of press time, the giant 8-legged hell-beast had destroyed nearly all surrounding buildings and was seen near the top of the Peace Tower.

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